If you are on your way to “Kill Bill”, you are going to need to take and umbrella for all that blood and rain. “This huge black umbrella features the stylized handle of the katana, a traditional Japanese backsword made globally recognizable by the films of Kurosawa, and includes a sheath and back-strap that allows for rapid deployment over your shoulder. Rain will kneel before you. Kendo lessons sold separately. The Samurai Umbrella comes in any color you like, as long as it’s black.”-Samurai Umbrella